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"I'm pretty hungry... so I guess I'll have toast."

Strange. Though Yoshi does have a nice front patio.

I guess in a weird sort of way Johnny Somali fit right in. They’re all terrible.

These are incredibly classic signs of schizophrenia.

Maybe it's soft because the girl is too wet.

Somebody in the comments said "acid milk" is yogurt.. not quite sure why he'd be there to collect empty bottles as he said if his company is about yogurt, so my (probably completely wrong) take is that it's supposed to be "sour milk" so basically the the kind of garbage he collects.. bottles with resedue of old milk. But somehow they screwed up the name just enough, it fucks with our heads. But again, I'm probably super wrong.

uwu~

A friend I met in Japan is named "Klutch" literally like the thing in a car, clutch. They said it just like that but with a Japanese accent. I didn't realize that strange names had a category

Yea... the second you gave the FULL context, it became obvious it wasn't cultural appropriation.

11:50 😂😂 her face

great story! please make more of these.

3:38 oh boi that sound. brings back memories :3

Some of these Yoshi encounters just beg to have Oblivion NPC music added on them.

The person who scammed simps turning out to be the biggest simp herself is a nice touch to this story.

In this clip she speaks russian like a native.

im obsessed with the Masked Gentleman

スーパー出禁や秘書回の時系列が違うとかの細かい間違いはあるけど大体うまくまとまってるね 素晴らしい

This one was killing me the whole time. I could hardly listen to the whole story- almost unbelievable. Yoshi had finally met his match 🤪

Inverted Demon wearing a fake hyper realistic skin suit created by secret Japanese service there's a reason for all the satanic subliminal symbolism

japanischer Drachenlord

In psychology, I remember studying something called self-fulfilling prophecies that affect people with paranoid disorders. For example, hiding your wallet in a different place than usual due to the irrational idea that someone is entering your house to move it or steal it. However, by putting the wallet in a hiding place, the person forgets where they hid it and, upon finding it again, thinks, "I knew it, someone entered my house and hid my wallet," completely forgetting that they were the ones who hid it in the first place. This is happening to Yoshi in a more extreme way by uploading his videos to the internet and being the creator of his harassers himself, fulfilling his self-fulfilling fantasy. This case is perfect for studying paranoia. edit: By the way, this is not schizophrenia at all (which is very popular to diagnose nowadays without real basis for some reason). A true schizophrenic sees giant spiders coming out of a hole that appears out of nowhere in the walls of their room while hearing voices whispering that being afraid of the dark is good for global warming.

idk why i started to laugh after he started to chase the kid on the bike💀💀

don't help people that doesn't give a d4mn about the community, period.

7:58 brother you could of warned us before you turned her into a demon from insidious

3:24. i hope anyone would investigate a van with acid milk written on it.

The space brothers

Shoutout natural9 and kobayashi mane

I like this yoshi character

If i was yoshi i thought itd be lit having random japanese bitxhes dancing outside

NINJAGA IMASU

Johnny Somali if he was really Japanese

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🤣 The angry salesman with the dark souls health bar cracked me up @16:12

Sounds like Yosh needs some Acid Milk

That lunar, moon name is so beautiful though.

I am so mentally ill that actually believe him maybe he has some government secrets or something because they just seem to always be in his business then these random short prison sentences it’s weird

die japaner haben also auch ihren eigenen drachen

The end was unexpected as hell holy

Don't just drink milk, Drink 🅰©❗💫 Milk 🔞🔞☢☢☣☣🉐🉐㊙㊙㊗㊗

Thats almost like the story of the Drachenlord

courts and judges in Japan are pure garbage, the man is clearly insane and needs professional help, he's not a dog to be thrown in a prison for his possible autism. they shaved years off of his life when he didn't ever do that much wrong.

The sega dude didn’t deserve it he made fzero gx he’s a legend

Acid milk eh. Sounds likensomething japan would do

Displate are thieves and produce supports that fall in 2 days, stop partenering with them if you want to appear professional

When did you get diagnosed with this memory disorder? "I know this exact date"

5:00 hungary also uses "Maria" (Mária)

imagine being that anal about naming kids when youre not even having kids to the point of total cultural destruction lmao

Yoshi had an Mr2, i guess he wasnt so bad

At 3:00 the fault lies with an employee ffs, the guy literally pushes himself on the "Yoshi" with his camera while trying to obstruct his camera... like hello? If a person disrupts their personal space and even touches you, then it's self defence. "he wants to be in the shade" - Wtf did I just hear... The school part - "Yoshi" was clearly at fault there. The police part in the house - it's kinda strange to me that you can't film in YOUR own house. Mental illness is a scary thing but it's sad to see that japan as a whole are at fault here too. The stores should be ashamed of themselves to be honest, escepcially the guy who mentioned RUclips which means he knew exactly what was going on, and he wasn't filming it in a perverted way anyway. "Masked gentleman" - and that's the real stalker. Atleast streamers in a sense helped him a lot by just spending time with him and giving him money/food.

You've finally clicked on the video too huh